Me and My Issues

Yesterday I went to talk to Kane
But he wacked me with a crane
I clutched my head in pain
I fell to the floor with nothing to gain

So then I went to Batista to help me
But all he did was hit me in the knee
I yelled at him to let me be
There was nothing that I could see

So I went to Undertaker to talk about the next course
But he told me he was so hungry he could eat a horse
Then he ran off and disappeared in to thick gorse
All I needed was one last source

What was I suppose to do now
Unexpectedly Brian and Paul ran past me screaming “how?”
All I could say before I was trampled was “holy cow”
But they came back and made a vow